Ganu Fights Off Attackers
Tagruato is proud to report that Ganu Yoshida, sustaining no injuries from his recent attack
Yoshida Brings Happy Flavor to Big Apple
Ganu Yoshida left with much fanfare today as he boarded his private Tagruato jet that will fly him directly to New York city
Kaitei No Mitsu Approved for US Distribution
Members of Tagruato's elite corporate board were greeted with a rare surprise yesterday
An Open Letter from Ganu Yoshida
Dear Friends, Supporters, Investors, and Members of the Tagruato Family
There has been an altercation at the Chaui Station.
Hatsui Satellite Works for the Futura
Visions of success for Tagruato's Bold Futura subsidiary are no longer limited by gravity.
Smilers! at the Fish Market!
When fish gutter Yukawa Heisuke went into work this morning, the last thing he was expecting was a mouthful of delicious Slusho!. In their latest show of public support, the Slusho! Smilers hit the docks, bearing copious amounts of Slusho! brand happy drinks. Each worker at Mishima's Marina, an isolated yet bustling fishing center on the coast of Ryukyu, was rewarded for their hard work with unlimited Slusho! brand drink combinations.
Smiler! Yagi beamed, "Mishima's workers known for fishy smell; but today, they will smell of sweetness!" After passing out 6 Slusho! drinks to all, they quickly emptied out Mishima's largest fish tank and filled it with Banana Anime. In a matter of seconds, workers were splashing and laughing, taking a much deserved Slusho! bath.
And the excitement soared when Dock Captain Tanaka Jokichi threw some fish back into the tank. Amid the squealing and giggling of his crew, he noted "In my 23 years, I've not seen Yellowtail ever swim so swiftly." Within moments, the fish were leaping into the air joyously, tails flipping. Added an impressed Tanaka, "Yellowtail never jump before! This Slusho! makes all creatures overflow with happy!" He then did his best Yellowtail impression for the Smilers!, swimming wide-mouthed and gulping down all he could.
The event is the latest in a string of public outreach showings featuring the Slusho! Smilers, a friendly arm of the Tagruato Cares Foundation. Said Smiler! Niwa, "They drank Slusho! with same excitement as their first fishing catch. To be part of such a day is pay enough."
Company Picnic Packs Them In!
December 18th, 2007 - This crowd is a testament to the rapid growth and expansion of this employee-friendly company.
ParafFun Wax Museum Unveiled!
November 19th, 2007 - Tagruato CEO Ganu Yoshida revealed the ParafFun Wax Museum.
Suinin Station Wins Green Award
October 28th, 2007 - The Suinin Station will be hauling in much more than barrels of petroleum this year.
Smilers at the Animal Control Center!
Tagruato’s troupe of Slusho! Smilers! struck again last Friday
August 9th, 2007 - Tagruato brightens the day of the eldery with a gift of delicious Slusho!
Tagruato CEO to be honored at Pacific Oil Conference
July 29th, 2007 - Ganu Yoshida will receive an award at this year's POC in September.
Tagruato Lions win Little League Championship
June 2nd, 2007 - Company sponsored team destroys the competition
Testaments of happiness and gratitude from Tagruato's finest
February 25th, 2007 - Tagruato employees exalt their company with the highest praise